Connect the account. Bring the receipts.
Link your bank or card account so your roast has something real to work with: your purchases, not generic budgeting advice.
Money insights. Comedy engine.
Meet the AI that roasts your purchases, then helps you make sense of them. A monthly reality check for your wallet—minus the money lecture.
One monthly roast on the free tier. Thick skin optional.
A taste of the roast · illustrative example
“Your kitchen called. It wants to know why delivery has custody of you.”
The takeaway: spot repeat delivery spending and pick one night to cook.
New here? Here’s our promise.
01 / The monthly reality check
You don’t need another dashboard to feel guilty about. You need a fresh way to notice where your money goes.
The joke is the hook.
The insight is the point.
Turn a pattern you can laugh at into a habit you can actually change.
Link your bank or card account so your roast has something real to work with: your purchases, not generic budgeting advice.
At the end of the month, your comedic AI personality calls out your spending habits, with clear insights underneath the punchlines.
Turn your roast into a vertical, branded card for Stories or TikTok. Compare with friends in roast groups and challenge each other to earn a gentler roast next month.
02 / Pick your heat level
Free gives you one roast a month. Paid adds weekly roasts, savage mode, custom comedian voices, and group leaderboards. Explore available plans below.
For individuals getting started
$0/month
03 / Your next month starts here
Come for the punchline. Stay for the small spending changes that make next month a little less roastable.